Fall!

I love fall!

Sweaters, warm boots, scarves, eggnog lattes, hot apple cider, delicious smelling candles, pumpkin pie, upcoming holidays... who can resist??

"Why, Stephanie," you ask, "what was the weather like today? Were you able to enjoy any of these items such as hot apple cider and a fuzzy scarf?"

"Let's put it this way," I respond. "It is presently 11:20 PM on November 14th and it is a sultry 80 degrees outside. Fall doesn't seem to exist in this part of the world."

My Heart's Desire

I'm sure every girl wants, as I do, to be exclaimed over in this manner when she walks elegantly into a room:

"By George! who is that girl with the awfully well-set head and jolly figure?"

My life would be complete.

(From George Eliot's Daniel Deronda)

Feminine Charms

Well, I may not be able to cook any better, but as of today I sure as heck can use a power saw! =)

Perpetuating the stereotypes

Today, I got up, fixed myself a bowl of yogurt-and-granola and a mug of coffee, and got to work. I cleaned the bathrooms, changed the laundry, and emptied the dishwasher. Yesterday, I mowed (most of) the lawn.

I will make an excellent housewife for a lucky man someday.

hahaha.